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Cap

1 year ago
The image shows a tweet with a caption above three photos. The tweet says: "I was today years old when I realized that the caps on medicine bottles are actually serving sizes..." The three photos show a bottle of equate brand medicine, the inside of its cap, and the bottle with pills in the cap. Below the tweet a user says: "I used this method with adderall and im currently cutting my grass with scissors."
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    • Movie

    6 months ago
    A close-up photo of actor Don Cheadle, wearing glasses and a dark shirt, looking straight ahead with a serious, almost judgmental expression. Overlayed text reads: "how film majors will look at you when you tell them your favorite movie is fast and furious instead of a 1932 french film about the life of a blade of grass that can only be found in a saudi arabian pawn shop and the british vaults".
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    • Hair

    1 year ago
    A muscular man in a tank top and cap poses in front of a wall. The text overlay says "If her got hair on it she faithful, its the shaved ones that be cheating. Grass don't grow on a busy street."
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    • Wheel

    2 years ago

    Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

    A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.
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    • Life

    9 months ago
    A cartoon image features a zombie and a plant from "Plants vs. Zombies" relaxing on the grass. The text reads: "How life feels when you stop caring what people think. Sorry, wrong image."
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    • Hair

    3 years ago

    working on a thing

    A digital drawing shows a person with brown hair and a blue shirt. The person is injured and bleeding, with a visible bruise under one eye. The background consists of a blue sky with white clouds and a bright sun. Two orange butterflies are flying around the person's head. Yellow grass-like strokes are at the bottom.
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    • Bro

    1 year ago
    A dog is looking at the camera in front of a field, with the text "OK BRO I TOUCHED GRASS" on top and "SO DO THE HOES JUST COME TO ME NATURALLY OR WHAT" on the bottom.
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    • People

    1 year ago
    A photo with three people on a yellow water slide in a green grassy area. Snoop Dogg is photoshopped at the top of the water slide, looking forward. He appears to be 'peeing' water onto the slide. Jay-Z is in the middle, lying on his belly, on the slide, with a green frisbee in hand and water running over him. In the background, a third person is kneeling and raising up two bottles of lotion.
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    • Autumn

    2 years ago

    When you do not touch grass :

    Two salt shakers are sitting on lounge chairs. One asks the other if they know it is autumn. The other salt shaker is surprised, saying "Wh--" In the bottom panel, the salt shaker's eyes are glowing red, and it asks, "IT'S AUTUMN ALREADY!?"
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    • Cow

    9 months ago
    A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.
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    • Dog

    1 year ago
    A white dog with a bald eagle's head sits on grass.
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    • Christian

    1 year ago
    The image shows a woman with a serious expression, surrounded by text that reads: "I only allow organic grass-fed gluten-free anal lube in my Christian suburbs". There is a small image of lube next to the text. Above the woman's head is an image of lube inside a circle with a slash through it.
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    • Sloth

    1 year ago
    A sloth is on grass with the text: "Dashing through the grass. I'm coming for that ass."
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