Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Super Boy from Korea.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Trump, must I say more?
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
