What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Hillary Clinton
KimJongUn thicc af
Trump, must I say more?
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
