Government jokes
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Biden... get it?
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Trump did 1/6.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Obama got Osama.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Biden did 9/10.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.