Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Ppnutty68 is JFK's vice senior Ohio president.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
The "S" in Putin stands for smart.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
All hail President Trump!
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
