Trump did 1/6.
Government Jokes
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Obama got Osama.
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Biden did 9/10.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Russia is so corrupt that Putin was voted most sexiest man.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
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