Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
BIDEN!
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
