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What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

When a white person says the n word,

black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."

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    • I’m gonna kick some gum and chew some ass... but I’m all out of ass.

    Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

    These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"

    My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

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    • How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

    If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Natyourcheese.

    Natyourcheese who?

    Natyourcheese, I wasn't gonna say bless you!

    When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.

    It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

    So you get a new job, and here's something about this guy named Mike.

    The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*."

    How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?

    He read the weather forecast.

    I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...

    But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊