My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like bitch we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts :Friend " Your jokes are to short" Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden." :Friend "Your such a ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum." Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum, it's always because I always glitz" :Friend "at lest I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)
A: guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like? Q: one that has a sense of money
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely reponds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be - Au - Ti - Full!
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
What’s the difference between a penis and a gold ball? A penis always goes in the hole.
my puns are Ausome, pure Gold
What do call a girl with no legs...Sarah What do you call an olympic gold medalist skiing... not Sarah
i was digging in a garden once a found a chest full of gold i wanted to show my wife but then i thought why i was digging in the first place
All doggie go to heaven -or so I've been told. They run and play along the streets of Gold. Why is heaven such a doggie-delight... Why,because there's not a single cat in sight.
Time for a Terraria joke
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
