Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?? Walking😂😂😂
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
What we find At the end of every rainbow? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
The letter W
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
