A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
who was goldilocks best friend? Goldie
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C
Why did the cookie go to the hospital .........because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet .........you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs ...........a bed
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth... I don't have any now.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
what do u call a gold digger? a miner
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
the gold coast titans winning the nrl. best joke ever
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
I was digging and found some gold i was going to tall my mom then I remembered why I was digging
whats better than poo
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements. The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.” The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.” The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you and what is dumbest thing someone can say that annoy you. The most annoying thing your parents can say: Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa! No, you can't have any dessart untill you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!) The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: Why is your name crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird! (That is really annoying if you ask me!) Thanks reading this...bye!
