dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
what do you call 2 black lads in gold. A twix
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics? WALKING!
yo moma so rich
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knee's and do what your told.
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?? Walking😂😂😂
There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”
What we find At the end of every rainbow? ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
The letter W
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be - Au - Ti - Full!
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
who was goldilocks best friend? Goldie
what do u call a gold digger? a miner
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital .........because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet .........you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs ...........a bed
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements. The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.” The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.” The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
