Gold

Gold jokes

Genie

Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"

Relationship

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Aussie

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

Memes

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Lesbian

My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.

But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"

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    • Olympics

    How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

    Slide

    There were three boys on the top of a slide.

    The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"

    Titanium

    Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

    Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

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    • Criminal

    For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.

    Mercury

    Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?

    Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!

    Gold Digger

    Family all eating at the table.

    Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

    Sister: "Stop the cap."

    Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

    Dad laughed.

    Stepmom storms out of the room.