micheal jackson goes to his favourite bakery: says to the workers " this is my favourite baker hehe
What goes in small and soft And comes out big and hard A tea bag
A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant
i wach sexy gorls amv and my pp goes up and down and up
How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage, he replied," Yes I'm very happy. We go on date night every week. The other man asked when? She goes on wednesday and I go on thursday
your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark, turns out he just wanted to have sex
your hairline is so far back that is goes all the way across the globe.
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo
Nemo goes back to his father
What plate goes to Bikini bottom Malaysia flight 370
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the dentist they make her lay face down.
Why does jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
How does a train sneeze?
It goes a-choo choo
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Ur hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwhiches
