Goes jokes
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.