Goes jokes
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.