Goes jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
Memes
This one goes out to my boi jake
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."