God's Will Jokes

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"

Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"

God says, "You are what you are."

Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."

People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.

He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Stephen Hawking said there is no god.

God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"

Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?

A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

I believe Alia is a true god because they say in the beginning there was an explosion.

Why did God create women before men?

He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

What God do rats worship?

Cheesus.

And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.

God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.

Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.

When God gives you glory, you give it back.