Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light he asked her to move out the way
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus
Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light! she blocked the sun.now we call her the moon
What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
Roses are red Violets are blue God made me pretty WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU
"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god. God said there is no Stephen Hawking
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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Yo mama so fat, when God said 'let there be light' He was just asking her to move.
Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say paint the wall black, you have to say, Jamal, could you paint the wall?
