have you seen my uncle. Jesus:i have God:me too
Mom said drugs are my enemies,god said love your enemies.What do i tell her?
One random youtube comment in 2018: Soon, A virus will come to earth A year later: Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha Another year later: Time to die a painful death. Another year later: God has come with the cure
yo mama so fat even God could not life her spirits
What God favourite Michael Jackson song ? The Earth song 😍😍😍
How do we GET a butt:god made us like that and we can't change it if you wanted to you have to die <:
Even your mother can never fix ur hairline just god
why satan dint stoped sanding mesaages to god about hell?
cause they made a juice out of him
god: why is the teenager so short angle: I don't know God: I said strong as a bear angle: no you said ass hair god: no I didn't
God damn it. Fuck christianity I fucking 30 years old and still a virgin. THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!!
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point where it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus? God fucked her
The Egyptian god of sun name is KA
My friend : Where does the sun god go to get a shoe
Me : In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend : What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me : Call The Police Ka !!!
