Kiddo jokes
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Community talk
Good afternoon kiddos!