Kiddo jokes
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Community talk
Good afternoon kiddos!