Kiddo

Kiddo jokes

Skeleton

Why did the skeleton have no friends?

He was a boner!

Heheheh!

Ah, see ya soon kiddo.

I'm going on break.

I'll give you some fried snow later!

Face

Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!

Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.

Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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  • God

    You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

    Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

    Pedophile

    My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

    Emo kid

    When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

    Mp5

    Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

    Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

    Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

    Incest

    Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

    But she has to. She's his mom.

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