Kiddo jokes
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet... What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
What flowers are on your face?
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
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How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Kidloland
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Community talk
Good afternoon kiddos!