Kiddo jokes
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Community talk
Good afternoon kiddos!