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Like if u love God and jesus
Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
What did one God say to the other?
I will die to be a man.
God=what I hope to be Devil=what I can't accept
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
God those orphans we're putting up such a fight, I had to lock em in the basement
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A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
yall really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! god.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
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Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
I asked a orphan his parents was
( God I wish know)
Attention- Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? Its strang because they havent said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess) Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD I just thought further into life with their relationship DON'T DO THAT. Agent Chipmunk Out
A true God, would be godless himself.
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Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake
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Why did the child die? To see god our father
