Go jokes

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?

"Time to hit the sack!"

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

Where do cows go for entertainment?

The MOOOOvie theater.

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

The Florida Keys.

Why did the pillow go to court?

Because it had a pillowcase!

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.