Go jokes
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Memes
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom. So he asked the teacher, “May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, “No, not unless you say your alphabet.”
So the boy said, “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
When he finished, the teacher asked him, “Where’s the p?”
The boy replied, “Half way down my leg...”
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.