Go jokes
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.