Go jokes
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"