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What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
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Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?