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Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"