Go jokes
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!