Go jokes

Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?

They kept yelling, "Go home!"

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?

"Time to hit the sack!"

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*

Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”

Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”

Teacher: “Why?”

Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.