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There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

How did I know where you would go next?

Oh, I felt it in my bones!

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."

Want to know what I do in my freetime?

Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

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A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

What did the Titanic say while sinking?

"It's going down."

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?