Go jokes

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.

I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.

What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?

"Time to hit the sack!"

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*

Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”

Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”

Teacher: “Why?”

Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)

My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

Where do cows go for entertainment?

The MOOOOvie theater.

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

Why did the pillow go to court?

Because it had a pillowcase!

Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.

I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

The Florida Keys.

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!