Go jokes

Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.

What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?

"Time to hit the sack!"

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mew-seum!

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*

Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”

Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”

Teacher: “Why?”

Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.

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I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."