Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Go Jokes
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
