Go jokes

If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.

Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?

To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.

Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”

Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”

My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

Why did the slave go to college?

To get his master's degree.

The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.

Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because he had a sour stomach.

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.

The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."

Person 2: "Probably Bullets."

Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"

Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."

Person 1: "...."

Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.