Go jokes

Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?

The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.

Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?

A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.

Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩‍⚕️?

Because he had a sour stomach.

Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

For sale: Dead canary.

Not going cheep.

A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"

Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.

The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.

One day, a priest and a nun went to play golf together.

In the first shot, the priest missed his shot and said, "Fuck, I missed it!"

The nun replied, "Hey, you should not curse."

In the second shot, the priest missed his shot again and said, "Fuck, I missed again!"

The nun replied, "Hey, stop swearing, or else God will punish you."

In the next shot, the priest missed once again. He shouted, "Fuck this, this game is bullshit!"

The nun replied, "Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime now."

Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the nun and killed her. The clouds separated from the sky, and there was a voice in the sky saying, "Oh, fuck, I missed!"

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

Where do keyboards go to have dinner?

The space bar!!!

What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.

Where did Sarah go after the bombing?

Everywhere. 💀