Go jokes
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Memes
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫