Go jokes

Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?

Because it required a parent's signature.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

"Who's your daddy?"

(Go look up the game)

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Why did the M&M go to school?

It wanted to be a Smartie.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.

The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.

I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.