Go jokes

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

"Who's your daddy?"

(Go look up the game)

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!