Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
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When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
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The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
