Go jokes

I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

"Who's your daddy?"

(Go look up the game)