Go jokes
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!