Go jokes

How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European.

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Yo, sis, come here.

Sis: What?

Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

Sis: Yup.

Me: Can I go?

Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

Me: I love you.

Where does the resistor go after a long day?

It goes Ohm.

What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?

WATCH OUT!!!

Why did the M&M go to school?

It wanted to be a Smartie.

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!

My sister is so annoying. She won $10,000 to go to hell.

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Two terrorists walk into a bar.

The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."

The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"

Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."