Go jokes
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
Boys Vs Girls (oh god another reminder of the robbie incident)
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)