Go jokes
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.