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Why can you slap an orphan?

Are they going to tell mommy?

Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?

A snake has a home to go to underground.

Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?

Car show: "Let It Go," get it?

Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.

The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

Dad: What did you learn in school today?

Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.

One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."

The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."

The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."

And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."

The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”