Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
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Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Little Johnny walked in on his mom in the shower and said, "What's that on your chest, Mom?" Mom said, "Those are my headlights." Johnny: "Oh. What's that in between your legs, Mom?" Mom: "Oh, that's my bush." Johnny: "Oh, OK." Next, he walked in on his dad in the shower. He said, "Dad, what's that in between your legs?" Dad: "Oh, that's my snake." Johnny: "Oh, OK." That night, little Johnny walks in on his parents going at it and said, "Mom, turn on his headlights, there's a snake going in your bush!"
Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.
The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
