Girls jokes

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

Girl: Hey.

Orphan: Hi.

Girl: Wanna be friends?

Orphan: Sure.

Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.

A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!

Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?

A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.

Why are girls and rocks so alike?

If they're flat, they get skipped.

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.

The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."

Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."

Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?

He took a girl's innocence.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.

She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?

A knife has a point.

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.