Girls Jokes

why are girls and rocks so alike? if there flat they get skipped.

Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl

What turns a girl on more than having sex with her

When she finds out that you have a vibrator too

A blond haired girl, a brown haired girl, and a ginger haired girl were out walking when the came across some tracks The brown haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks." Then the ginger haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way they are definitely duck tracks." Finally the blond haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

Have you heard about the pedophile who was guilty of robbery?

He took a girls innocence

An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.

There's is this cute russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka

What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, she's still trying to open it...

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument

A knife has a point

One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.

she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...

‎...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"