Girls jokes

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.

You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)

I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.

I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.

Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.

Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, "What are you doing?"

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?

She had small tits.

A girl named Sally has no arms.

"KNOCK KNOCK"

She never answered...

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

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Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?

To finally call someone Daddy!

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.

I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.

She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?

One stops sucking when you smack it.