Girls jokes

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.

You know why they call me 007?

0 girls.

0 chances.

7 restraining orders.

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"

"It's a girl."

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.

Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?

Wash off the birch sap from the face.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."