Girls jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"

"It's a girl."

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.

Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?

Wash off the birch sap from the face.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.

Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."