Girls jokes

What do girls and toilet roll have in common?

They both deal with a lot of crap.

Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.

Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

Girls are whores.

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.

Me: Ok so let's get this straight....

Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.

Me: But I didn't do anything?

Cop: No.

Me: So why are you arresting me then?

Cop: Imma tell you a story.

Me: Oh no.......

Cop: I know, now come on.

Me: Ok where?

Cop: My room.

Me: Which room?

Cop: My bedroom.

Me: 😱I'm a girl.

Cop: So am I, now get in.

Me: But I'm 9.

Cop: I'm 59.

A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.

When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”

A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

Why did the girl not eat her dinner?

because she has an eating disorder.

A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.

A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...

Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"

Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."

The girl in the picture has no ass.