Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Girls Jokes
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
