Girls being 14, look 18, act 21. Boys 21, look 18 and act 14
Lucas is a baby a little girl ooo
i scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now i own her, only 3.99 with tax. Thats a steal and a half woopeeee!
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa đźš®
a man sees a girl crying and asks her whats wrong the girl replied everyone keeps making fun of me. you should tell your parents i replied back the girl started crying even more thats when i got confused and left the orphanage
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When i asked her what her favorite song was she responded with "🎶head shoulders wheels and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
therapist: and what is it about this generation that bothers you?
satan: i give them the intro tour and they just say shit like “ooo spooky lol”
therapist: that's not so bad
satan: when i showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said “big mood”
I play with balls. No me the girl that was "playing something".
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl ? The emi girl still bleeds
me and a girl went on a walk...then she notest me then we went for a run :)
Meeting a girl at a park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
You know why they call me 007? 0 girls 0 chances 7 restraining orders
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
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1st graders: ay yo girl I think you’re beautiful let’s get married!! 2nd graders: uhh don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee. 3rd graders: uh my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up sweetie. 4th graders: hey I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind....... 5th graders(they start wearing makeup): ay girl your eyelashes are pretty I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr. 6th graders: heyyyyy I gotta tell you a secret I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh I’ll text you later! 7th graders: we need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy alright bye now 8th graders: hi sweetheart I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
Wheres the back
What do girls have that boy’s don’t have? Bobbys
your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
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A girl said she liked dogs, I called her a bitch
