Girls jokes
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Memes
i know what i’m naming my child
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.