Girls jokes
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.