Girls jokes
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."
The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.
Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)
Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again, and she is even hotter!"
Father: "That's great, son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on a couple of times, and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: "Mum, I am so mad at Dad! I fell in love with six girls, but I can't date any of them because Daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your father!"
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.