Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Girl Jokes
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
