Get jokes
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47, AK-47. You get it? Lmao.