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Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

Wanna hear a joke? Your face.

GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!

Hi 👋 I have some good ideas 💡. It was the best game I had to get in my...

Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...

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Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?

What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?

Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.

What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.

Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.

Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.

Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.

Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!

What does a nosey paper do?

It gets "Jalapeño" your face!

Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.

Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.

Me: How do you know that?

Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?

Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?

Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.

Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.

Son: And you got $0.00.

Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.

Son: I love you, Dad.

Dad gets in car and drives away.

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."

How does a tree get online? They log in.