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Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))