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Zoo

    • Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.

    Kid: Why?

    Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.

    Orphan

    • Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?

    Me: Because they can't get a homerun.

    Diabetes

    • A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.

    When the doctor saw this, he said,

    "From Type 2 Diabetes!"

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    Garlic

    • What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    • Party

    • How do you get a party started in Africa?

    You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

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    • Truck

    • I'm pretty socially awkward when talking to girls, so I watched a video on how to keep conversations going.

    The guy said to try and find things that remind you of something else and talk about that. For example, "that oak tree over there reminds me of the one we used to climb in my backyard as a kid. It used to be so much fun... and so on."

    So next time I was having a conversation with a girl, I saw a red truck. So I said, "that red truck reminds me of the time my house burned down when I was 6." She said, "oh, and the fire trucks came to your house?" And I said, "no, I was getting molested in a red truck when my house burned down."

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    • Life

    • Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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