Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
