what is the difference between an apple and an orphan the appl gets picked
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
a man was walking with a young boy in the woods. the boy looks at the man and says "mister, its too dark and im getting scared." the man replies with, "how do u think i feel? i have to come back alone."
How do make an orphans hands bleed: tell them to clap til' their parents get home
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player? A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher:No you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door
Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No!The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student:The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher:She drowned?!
Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
how much pussy does a preist get nun
Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range
my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
Dark humor is like water
Not everybody gets it
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree
A: you wave at them
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
What do you call a couple mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
