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When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.

Bing, bang, boom!

Mom: I'm getting you a dog!

Me: OMG REALLY?!

Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?

Me:...

Me: Bitch, please.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was out-standing.

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.

Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?

What do you call a disabled person who gets high?

Baked potato.

What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.

I replied I'd get ink poisoning.

Wouldn't recommend, the police came.

If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?

What is the difference between apples and orphans?

The apples get picked.

One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.

What's the difference between an apple and a child?

The apple gets picked.

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!