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What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What's an upside of being an orphan?
You'll never get grounded again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.