Get jokes
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Memes
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.