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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"