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Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!

Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?

A: Chicken noodle suwoop.

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.

Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?

Car show: "Let It Go," get it?

Why did the elephant cross the road?

To get to the peanut.

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So it could get to the other side!

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.

Amber Heard Daily Routine:

Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.

How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.

This isn't a joke but...

GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!