Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
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If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
