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Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.