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Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
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Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.