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This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why did the pedophile get kicked out of the candy store?
Because he snatched all of the Sour Patch Kids.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball? Because he did nazi it coming!