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Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
There is this girl at school, and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself?
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.