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POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.

Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they get love.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.

They're trained for that.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

Meow.