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When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
How do you get away with rape?
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Why'd Billy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing with the bent one.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol