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I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.