how do you get a depressed man out of the tree, you cut the rope
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Why don't Indians play soccer? -Coz every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
“Oh daddy,” the kid said. “I love you so much!” “Hey,” the man responded. “Until we get the DNA test results, I’m just Harry to you!”
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
What do you call it when a person with downsyndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned
what's the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? One gets picked.... ( not the orphan)
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old but then again neither does the baby
How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Biippty Boppity get the F*ck off my property.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
