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Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What time is it when you get home?
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
When I get hungry 😋
Get confused with Confucius!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?
Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.