What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
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Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
My dad went to go get milk.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
