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What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Get pranked, bozo!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.