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Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
I don't get mitosis.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
when you get back from summer break and your teacher is pregnant
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."