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I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Get pranked, bozo!
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.