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Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
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Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.