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A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.