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Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
----> [] get in the door.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.