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Daughter

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

Sonic

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

Mama

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

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Midget

Why do men midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls get tickled by the grass.

Orphan

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

Orphan

An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Candy

Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"

Mister: No, you shit head.

Boy: Why? :(

Mister: Because I'm not your dad.

Rope

How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope they hung themself in...

Internet

Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.

Orphan

Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?

Because they couldn’t call his parents!

Blonde

How do you get a blonde to drown?

Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.