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What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Get noob.