Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
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Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
