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So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!