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They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Get noob.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
lol so true
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.