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Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.