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My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.