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Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
who's getting the best head
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.