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This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...

"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"

What does a bird say when it gets sick?

I flu!

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?

Because he kept dropping the BEETS!

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his ICE checked.

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.

Get it?

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.

Why did the kidnapper cross the road?

To get the kids at the playground.