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I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"