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How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
Roses are red, my name is Dan...
TDM, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.