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I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

How did the orphan lose its parents?

Its parents never came back from getting milk.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.

Get it?

Why did the kidnapper cross the road?

To get the kids at the playground.

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his fillings checked.

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the studio on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."