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How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Biden... get it?

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.