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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
wow mario got done dirty
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
What time do butts get up? At the crack of dawn!!!
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
A toaster and a slice of whole wheat bread sit together in the sauna.
After five minutes, the bread starts to sweat extremely and says: "Oh, I think I'm going to be a toast in here!"
The toaster just looks at it bored from the side and replies: "Don't get upset. I'm just here to really switch off."
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."