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What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
me now & go look at one of my first posts on here
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.