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Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Do you know this kind of kid
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."