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How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said "you know you wanna". Jill said yes, pulled down her dress, and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.