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Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"