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What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
when charmander gets old
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.