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When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Everybody does this
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.