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Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
when charmander gets old
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"