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Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

Why do orphans like going to church?

Because they actually get to say "father" for once.

How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

How do bees get to school?

They go on a school buzz.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t get to home run!

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple actually gets picked.

Why don't chickens and sheep get along?

Because they have beef between them.

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?

Getting them to come out of their shell.

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.

Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.

Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.

Why can't antelopes get married?

Because they can't elope.

What do bubbles get when they’re sick?

The suds.