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What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.