I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
What did Hitler say to the sheep, barrrrrrr hahaha get it sister am I rightttt
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack *if u dont get it it got stuck in the butt crack*
Why do nuns go round in pairs? So one nun makes sure the other nun don't get none!
why did the chickin crosse the road? to get to the gay guys house nock nock whos ther chickin
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus? - Pokemon
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday.
idk he hasn't opened it yet.
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
