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What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. “That’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!