What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
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This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.
Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave ? Buy 1 get 1 free 😂😂😂😂
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt? A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
whats the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident
An amputation
Why did the bum get a slap ?
Because it was being to cheeky
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
chuck Norris get`s pulled over by cop and the cop gets a ticket
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test? Drool
