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Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.
What time is it when you get home?
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
The TRICKSTER
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"