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What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.

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    • So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

    The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

    So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

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    • According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

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    • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the idiot's door.

    Knock, knock!

    It's the chicken.

    Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

    Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

    What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

    Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

    What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.

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    • Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.

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    • My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

    What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

    Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.

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