How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Get Jokes
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
