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What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.