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Booty

    • Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.

    Mineta: Go on.

    Denki: Uraraka's booty.

    Mineta: I don't get it.

    Denki: Exactly.

    Mineta: ^cries T_T^

    Booty

    • Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

    Mineta: ...go on...

    Denki: Ochako's booty.

    Mineta: I don't get it?

    Denki: Exactly.

    Mineta: *cries T_T*

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    • Octopus

    • A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"

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    • Secret

    • At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

    Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

    Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

    Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

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    • Dad

    • This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

    (Do you get the joke?)

    (Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

    Alligator

    • Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?

    Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.

    Student: Ok!!

    Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?

    Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.

    Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.

    Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.

    Orphan

    • You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?