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Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
Fun game to get.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!