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Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
My wife thinks I'm immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Get off of here, kids!
So 666-3629, so get it?
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.