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Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"