How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Get Jokes
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
