Ines jokes

What do stomata use to fill their pools?

Chlor-ine.

Ines.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”

Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”

Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”

Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.