Netherlands jokes

How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"

"He never lands."

Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.

All those people who are called Garry are gay And all of Belgium is very happy about it

Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?

Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.

The Flanders Song

God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."

Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.

Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."

"Leave me alone!"

Germany is...

Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.

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